“My love is pissed, and driving me around in my Jag, and looking cute.”
“My love is pissed, smells good, and is naked in the bed with me.”
The other night Kit & Kat came over for a drink and we walked to this pizza place at 2:30 AM that Kit didn’t believe existed…..it was closed. Kit started pounding on the windows and this guy came out like “are you trying to break the windows out here?” and we were like “no dude, we just really want some pizza.” He was out of pizza but he hooked us up with some croissant sandwiches and saved my life because Kit was going to kick my ass. The 4 of us went to the playground and ate and climbed around on the jungle gyms and swingsets. We walked back home and passssed out, the end. “My compass isn’t broken, but my clock is.”